I spent the weekend in New Mexico at the Great Southwest Track and Field Meet. Albuquerque was hot. And smoky, thanks to a huge Arizona fire that filled the place the night we got in. The city was also full of fast people with large muscles and zero-percent body fat running in the heat. Luckily, a hot wind blew away most of the smoke so the runners didn't die of smoke inhalation. My favorite part: water cups in Albuquerque are HUGE. Yes, huge. You know how if you go out for fast food or to a movie theater and ask for water, most places give you a leprechaun-sized styrofoam cup and if you complain they threaten to call the cops for suggesting something so outrageous as a full-sized drink of water? In Albuquerque, you get giant water cups. Humungous. With lids. And straws. And lots of ice. Which was great, because did I mention New Mexico is hot? My least favorite part: large cockroaches. Like the one we found in a drawer in my hotel room. Nice and healthy-looking. ...